To the tune of Big Spender

The moment he walks on the pitch,
You can tell he's gonna play with distinction,
His name's Steve Finnan,
Good looking, and so refined,
He looks a little bit like Matt Damon in his prime.

His defending is right to the point,
They won't get around or get past him you seeeeeeeeee
Hey Steve Finnan! Theeeeee
Best-right-back in the league